just a sack of organs who cares too much about what other organs think about me
yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are
the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal
well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works
dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this
im not trying to be problematic here but like…i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats…
still not trying to contribute to the discourse or anything but i took a louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in ALL four tires
like!!! just a concept but maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats!!!
Better hope there wasn’t a camera around because you’ll be paying for your little “revenge” with your own money if it can be pinned on you (which means you probably shouldn’t have used your name in your revenge)
That’s what gets me about this song. Yeah it’s fun and I still sing along to it, but at the end of the day, it’s a crime you’ve just committed, one that can be easily traced back to you, and you’ve not only perpetuated the “crazy ex-girlfriend” stereotype but you’ve validated his choice in leaving you.
It may be a fun, cathartic song, but you end up a big loser here. And you’re doing it alone, because you certainly haven’t moved on to someone else if you’re doing all this.
thats rly cool and all but like consider the fact that i mightve saved a little trouble for the next girl??? because the next time that he cheats….u kno it wont b on me
Jk Rowling: “dumbledore is rollerblading in every scene. He rollerblades everywhere and hasn’t walked in 30 years. It is never mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey”
This guy had his headphones on like this for almost the entire flight back from Queensland and it was driving me nuts. It was as if he didn’t even care or notice his ear was folded over, which is insane. How could you possibly not realise? I was trying to read a book but I couldn’t concentrate, every time I looked up it was the same. I wanted to reach over and fix it, ask him what the fuck is wrong with him that he can just be ok with having his ear like that. I was furious. It was the worst flight ever.
